Here's a rough break down:
|This is a Toad, not a toadstool; he is irrelevant.|
If a review's final toadstool count is over 90%, you should go read this book now. As in not later. As in I want to make this book cupcakes and bring it home to meet my parents.
If a review's final toadstool count is between 50% and 90% it means blarajshdf;aksdfskajf;aoiw.
If you are REALLY desperate to get a 1-5 star rating out of me, my ratings are restricted to that system on GoodReads.