Rating System

I use my own patented toadstool rating system, which you may notice is a little irregular. Why use an irregular rating system? Because everyone else doesn't. Which means that no one else does. And I like being different.

Here's a rough break down:

This is a Toad, not a toadstool; he is irrelevant.

If a review's final toadstool count is less than 50%, it is being held back in Mome Rath Academy and attending Mome Rath Summer School.

If a review's final toadstool count is over 90%, you should go read this book now. As in not later. As in I want to make this book cupcakes and bring it home to meet my parents.

If a review's final toadstool count is between 50% and 90% it means blarajshdf;aksdfskajf;aoiw.

If you are REALLY desperate to get a 1-5 star rating out of me, my ratings are restricted to that system on GoodReads.